Mariska Hargitay (Acoustic)

by Preston Hull

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when something creepy is going down on the internet
when somewhere there's a boy that thinks that "no" means "yes"
in real life or on the TV
when someone sputters he didn't know she wasn't old enough
or when a working girl gets roughed up
we all know who's first on the scene

Mariska Hargitay
your name is kinda fun to say
your dad was Mr. Universe
your mom was a babe
and look what they made!
Mariska Hargitay
everybody's glad you came
you tried out to be Monica
on Friends
but they turned you away
look at you today!
I know the world is better off with you this way

there's someone creepy on the train opening his coat
and is it murder if she chose to choke?
yeah talk about a dirty job
but when she's with the victims still her eyes can say "I understand"
then turn around and say "I'll kick your ass"
when she needs to let you know who's boss


in the criminal justice system
sexually based offenses are considered to be especially screwed up
in New York City, the extremely foxy detective who deals with this nonsense is known as


Mariska please
won't you slap some cuffs on me


released January 23, 2015



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Preston Hull Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Pennsylvania native Preston Hull is one of Philadelphia's most versatile songwriters. His most recent album, "Man Up," ventures from alt-rock to alt-country, pop-punk to piano ballads.

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